This is the first time I've thought to update this thing in only god knows how long. Does anyone actually read this? Probably not.
It's official, I'm a multiple-award winning author. I was chosen as 2nd place in the Weird Enclaves and Black Pits contest over at Fight On!, which is fucking grade-A amazing. I was also just informed that my poem titled Livy's Rome was chosen as 2nd place in my school's annual writing contest. This would be the first time I've entered it and probably the last, given that I graduate at some point in the relative future. Yes, I am officially Number Two.
And no, baby is not going to squirt some.